Published by Shadow P Dog (@shadowpdog) —
watching that squirrel in the bird feeder and counting his days
@grinnpidgeon Ha! I sleep about 20 hours a day.
I hate walking on the ice, but that coat is pretty neat
at least I don't look as stupid as my person does on the treadmill
I can get that brown dog off my sofa with one whimper at the window (he's squirrel crazy)
@caffeinebomb our lizard doesn't seem to age, but I'm not allowed in the cage to look more closely
slurping up those lamb and rice nuggets, cuz then i get a rawhide stick
now we'll see who gets on that sofa first, although I will grudgingly share
http://twitpic.com/1bhyy - only a nitwit dog would bury his head under a blanket
@ransomtech yeah, i've seen dogs like that. grrr, snap out of it!
@ransomtech i might like digging in some digital dirt
perfect alarm clock--my wet nose on my person's back--nothing says "hey buddy I gotta pee" like a shock to the system
I do look good walking in the snow--good contrast--and I get cabin fever EVERY day
@grinnpidgeon ha, what about when the person watches the Dog Whisperer--that barking is very stressful
Sheesh. That was a cold walk. The Person was stickin' his cold hands under my coat! Get a glove, buddy!
bow WoW, my paws were sticking to the frigid ground this morning
okay, maybe I would wear boots--IF they match my red coat
the front window is my media screen, but I can only watch and wait for the next squirrel. bummer.
The Person is coughing and wheezing--humans are disgusting--I'm not licking that face
sun, sun, sun--love the sun--wanna lay in the grass again
duz u all know bout the kitchen? The Person always drops sumthin.
i must be a millennial dog, but not crazy about tags (joke--dog tags)
i like this day when all The People are here all day
almost walk time. first The Person has to pick up poop that was under the top layer of snow--disgusting
Oh! There's a blade of grass in the yard--I'm eatin' it!
if My Person ran like those handlers, I'd never go out with them
glad The Person likes to watch dogs #westminster
@dougsymington http://twitpic.com/1euri - if it were morning, I would say it's the rosy fingers of dawn
deer hound? I'd like to chase a deer #westminster
well, the hounds are done I'm taking a nap #westminster
hoping for another "real" dog this year, not one that's just an excuse for a haircut #westminster
I did like the little Spaniel--would make a good pillow for me
My Person is complaining about the wind cuz worried about watching tv
The Person is sad--sticking my head in for a good long pet
The Person got a haircut--that's a funny thing to do
The Person is finally going to his Person Vet about that cough
The Person finally got some meds for that annoying cough
to all my four-legged friends--today is Spay Day--safe sex is good sex
something about a browser called "safari" that give me a chill. unless I'm your hunting buddy. woof.
The Person is on spring break with nothing to do--that's what R&R is--duh!
local idiot ran over the little dog I was hoping to snag myself--you're living on the edge w/ no leash, pals. woof.
@skydaddy hey, pal, adoption is a good deal
I ate the collar of The Person's polo shirt while that noisy vacuum was running. tehe
I chewed up the other dog's bed while The Person was talking to those neighbor dogs--they got nothing to say
rain--i'm not going out in the yard until I "really" have to
another Thursday and The Person takes his day off elsewhere. we'll see what happens when he gets back; where's that sock?
OHL hockey playoffs and rain--The Person is going to screw me out of two good walks this week.
Day two of The Person's obligations which are going to eat up my walking time. More beauty sleep zzz
day 65 of The Person hacking up a lung; antibiotic round 3--cripes, get an x-ray
The Person is feeding the lizard arugula! Don't try to pass any of that crap on to me, buddy.
snow? where's my coat? wish I had gotten those boots I saw in the Foster & Smith catalog
limping on right front leg--joyful running injury
The Person got ice cream and then cocoa. I found something crunchy on the kitchen floor.
The Person is putting out the hummingbird/oriole feeders. Look out, squirrels.
Note to the other dog--don't bite bees, idiot.
@common_squirrel oh, you'll run run run....but one day....
guess I'm in trouble for relieving myself on the air conditioner--who knew about corrosion? (looks up w/ sad eyes)
@Sandy_Wandy you're supposed to bark at it to get up and fight
I smell rain coming and I'm not going out in it
@grinnpidgeon put that mug a little lower and I'll test that foam for ya
I don't care about the birds. But those squirrels are making me thirsty.
The Person is fooling with the light bulbs for that lizard. I don't see the use of that lizard, but I'd like to get a closer look.
I used to be called Viper when I was racing. The Person didn't like that name. Woofever.
We're getting a new lady coming to let us out and feed us while The Person and the Other Person go on a vacation. Yawn.
hope the new Dog Lady understands my yard behaviors--must smell every blade of grass
I will be sweet to the new Dog Lady, but the other dog will jump
@grouchypuppy they come to mine, too! They just want the nectar, but you can pretend it's all about you.
The People are getting ready to go. Will wait for the new dog lady to visit. zzzzz
People gone all night--that's weird. I might have to chew up this sofa pillow.
why doesn't Iams make ribs or chicken for my holiday?
The Brown Dog got that chipmunk then ran into the fence (LOL). Then he brought the darned thing in the house. Ewww.
I heard we might be getting new toys today. I need some new stuffing to rip up.
http://twitpic.com/6dbxw - The soft Person was here for a short visit. Then she took a photo of me looking a little stupid.
monday, monday--eat, sleep, look out the window, go for walk. repeat.
I almost got the chipmunk yesterday, and then the other dog banged into the fence--again.
I wonder what The Other (softer) Person does all week when she could be here petting me on the sofa?
@grinnpidgeon 10 seconds too slow if I was there
following a chef, now--bet he drops lots of tidbits on the floor
I can't believe how long I've let that pillow sit there without chewing a little signature into it
oh boy, the dog lady is coming tonight while The Person goes to the Pirates game--cookies!
that banging on the roof is disturbing my beauty sleep
The Person came home in the middle of the night and now my internal clock is all screwed up. Plus those roofers--bang bang bang.
I'm not seeing how that new roof helps me out
rain sun rain sleep--I don't like to get my feet wet
snagged a chunk of potato before it went into the potato salad; thx to The Person Who Cooks
the idiot barking dog is visiting next door again--never heard of The Person who cried wolf, I guess
it's awfully warm for walking, but then sometimes it's been too cold for walking
The Person has been grounded by the wind. You won't get me in a boat.
I was up half the night Saturday with my brindle pal--ate something bad; I'll have to teach him how to ingest road trash and keep it down
I can get that other dog off the sofa with one whimper or bark--he thinks I see a squirrel out the window LOL
RT @common_squirrel run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run
company coming this week, lots of petting and snuggling
dog days? humpphh. I hate the heat--why don't you call them squirrel days?
Dogs ARE somebodies, and abuse is criminal. We love people and want love in return.
The Person is on a fishing jag. I'm sleeping a lot.
Me and my buddy, Duke, are retired racers, living off our 401Ks--that's K for kibble.
back to the long days of The Person at work and the sun setting earlier
The Person not happy that the Bills let the golden boy come back
I ran a little too hard and hurt my back--one leg not working. Everybody is bummed about it.
Herniated disk says the vet. I'm only 6 and hope to heal. Hard to pee on 3 legs, but tail still wags.
the brown dog ruined my bed with his skunk escapade and I'm still recovering from my back injury
RT @PepperTheDog Maybe the @todayshow will give shelter animals equal time?
why does that brown dog get to go to the vet's w/o me? chump.
@grinnpidgeon yes, but I ignore those stupid invites--sucker
was it the cashews, the little cube of cooked potato, the piece of ham? gotta cut down on begging
@kalandaka the Shadow knows Hamlet; he's a little squirrel-ly
@Sunsalix life is a vacation; work is work
the Person is in the woods today up a tree--goofball
@YetiChicken don't interrupt his painting--woof
@YetiChicken can't say I like wet feet, myself, but you go for it
@skydaddy like Spanky, I go bug huntin' with a hammer
@ransomtech what about woof to text?
The Other Person moved the furniture. The brown dog is confused LOL.
funny, I limp going out on the walk, but not on the way home (tee hee)
Sunny Day Sweepin' the clouds away On my way to where the air is sweet....
took a lot of limping to finally get those drugs--Ahhh.
@grouchypuppy we keep big stock of pill-taking cheese on hand
that whippet is giving me a little bit of a headache--no, it's not a mini-me!
liked that Beagle, but my brother would try to kill it--he has issues
@geedub2008 try file>eject or reboot and it should pop out
even though my leg hurts, I think I could still take that annoying barking dog next door--bring it on, Fido!
just a little warmer and I can lay in the grass outside for a while
since my leg hurts, I hope that Person starts spoon feeding me--with cookies, pls
foggy, wet and drizzly--crank up that electric blanket, Person
I'm turning over a new leaf on squirrels and promise not to chase them anymore.
the other Person comes home today--I call her the snack lady
I like The Person and think he's competent and, most importantly, a good walker
concerned about the Other Person's virtual puppy
my brother is really pushing The Person's buttons with his not eating LOL, buddy
rainy drizzly, think I'll stay on this couch all day
apparently they found the spot where the brown dog has been hiding things
what, out again? maybe I'll eat the sofa instead of sleeping on it
the red squirrels are everywhere this year--I'll get one
drizzly and cool outside; good sleeping day on sofa
The brown dog killed a grackle and insisted on bringing it in the house and putting it with his toys. Ewwww.
like I don't know that you put our beds in opposite spots--silly Person
dog lady coming tonight--cookies and petting--woof
I have to have an appetizer before dinner, preferably protein or ice cream
i don't like other dogs walking down my street, especially that little white fuzzball
I don't really care about the squirrels anymore, now that the bird feeder's gone--too bad for the birds