HarperHistory
Published by Stephen Childs (@sechilds) —
The #NDP left WALL-E all alone #HarperHistory
Here's an old reference:
The #NDP are the Lindbergh baby!
#harperhistory
The NDP get 10 cents from every litre of gas sold. #harperhistory
RT @hhamdy: The NDP drove the tank at Tianamen Square #HarperHistory
RT @the_pezzy: You #NDP maniacs! You blew it up! Ah damn you! God damn you all to hell! #HarperHistory
The NDP knows where Jimmy Hoffa is and isn't telling, #harperhistory
“"The NDP refused to come to the aid of men when Mordor invaded Gondor." #HarperHistory” - @KarlBelanger http://t.co/8X3kFkKI via @kady
RT @katjevanloon: The #NDP fought on the side of Voldemort in the Battle of Hogwarts. #HarperHistory #cdnpoli
“#HarperHistory The NDP continue to stand by and do nothing while we all live in the matrix” - @twiggets http://t.co/8X3kFkKI via @kady
RT @happymeep: The NDP cancelled Firefly and hunted the unicorns to extinction. #HarperHistory
“The NDP supported Joffrey Baratheon's decision to execute Eddard Stark. #HarperHistory #GameOfThrones” http://t.co/8X3kFkKI via @kady
RT @combatdavey: The NDP didn't pitch in for pizza, but then ate like, 5 slices. #harperhistory
RT @___Danno: The NDP delayed passage of the Law of Gravity by holding it up in committee #HarperHistory #cdnpoli
the #NDP gave Frida Kahlo polio #harperhistory (and then they caused the bus accident too)
The NDP are responsible for screwing up the polar bears home #harperhistory
RT @catchinghistory: The #NDP created global warming AND the rumour that global warming is a myth. #HarperHistory
RT @catchinghistory: The #NDP destroyed the Avro Arrow. #HarperHistory
It was the #NDP that sent that poor boy a Maple Leaf hockey jersey instead of a Canadien one!! #HarperHistory #cdnpoli
The NDP insisted Han Solo did not shoot first #HarperHistory
RT @TranslinkGirl: The NDP bombed district 13 and control the capital. #HarperHistory
RT @jessiegregg: The #NDP has a milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard #HarperHistory
RT @Tymlee: The NDP knows how they put the caramel in the Caramilk bar. #HarperHistory #cdnpoli
RT @CedricAYoung: The NDP killed the Tenth Doctor. #HarperHistory #SocialistDaleks
RT @wonnder1: Dante never told anyone-but the NDP are the 10th circle of hell #HarperHistory
NDP set up us the bomb. #HarperHistory #ForGreatJustice
RT @danspeerin: The #NDP didn't even support the fight against the Death Star! #HarperHistory
@KelizN the #NDP cancelled Firefly. #HarperHistory #nathanfillion
The NDP are the reason the Leafs haven't won the cup since 1967 #harperhistory
The NDP conceived region lockout.
#HarperHistory
The #NDP fiddled while Rome burned. #HarperHistory
Where were the NDP when Wallace sacked York?! #HarperHistory #NDP
RT @antoine_wood: The NDP framed Roger Rabbit. #HarperHistory
Quoth the Raven, "NDP." #HarperHistory #cdnpoli
#harperhistory the NDP scoffed at the idea of All Meat Wings
The NDP made Snape kill Dumbledore #harperhistory
The NDP caused the crash of Oceanic Flight 815 #HarperHistory
The NDP created the Dharma Initiative #HarperHistory
The #NDP assassinated Franz Ferdinand. #HarperHistory
RT @KarlBelanger: "The NDP refused to come to the aid of men when Mordor invaded Gondor." #HarperHistory
RT @GVS_varietyshow: The NDP killed the Doctor #HarperHistory
RT @CameronBechtold: The #NDP nailed Jesus to the cross! #harperhistory
RT @CharlesMicah: The NDP invented calculus in order to give math and science an inherent left-wing bias. #harperhistory
RT @KarlBelanger: "The NDP refused to come to the aid of men when Mordor invaded Gondor." #HarperHistory
The NDP are the reason your blackberry sucks #HarperHistory
RT @derrickokeefe: The NDP cancelled Arrested Development because they oppose free enterprise banana stands. #HarperHistory
Biff Tannon the first #NDP elected to parliament #HarperHistory #backtothefuture
The mugger that killed Uncle Ben and destroyed Peter Parker's family was a member of the NDP. #HarperHistory
RT @MuskokaMoneybag: The NDP created the Tea Party.... #harperhistory
RT @Darth_Pingu: The NDP sided with Skynet on the battle of Judgment Day between man and machines. #HarperHistory
RT @BeatrixMae: The NDP spread the Bubonic plague #HarperHistory
RT @ihorner: Hello. My name is Stephen Harper. The NDP killed my father. Prepare for lies.
#harperhistory
The NDP did NOT have sex with that woman! #HarperHistory
The NDP invented The Plague as an excuse to inflict publicly funded health care on the populace. #harperhistory #NDP
RT @timhowie: The NDP broke up the Beatles. #harperhistory #cdnpoli
#HarperHistory The NDP deep-sixed the Avro Arrow
The #NDP invented timeline #harperhistory
The NDP threw the knife that killed Dobby. #HarperHistory
The #NDP has the droids you are looking for #HarperHistory #StarWars
RT @KarlBelanger: "The NDP refused to come to the aid of men when Mordor invaded Gondor." #HarperHistory
And he's friends with the mugger that killed Bruce Wayne's parents. They met at the #NDP leadership convention in 1917. #HarperHistory
The NDP are responsible for the long line ups at airport security #harperhistory
RT @ugottabekiddin: #HarperHistory The #NDP caught a ride with Dr. Who in the Tardis just so they could vote against the war. #cdnpoli
Breaking news! The NDP overcharged Bev Oda for orange juice! #harperhistory
The NDP caused the Scattering #HarperHistory
Where was the #NDP when the Uruk-hai wanted dental plans? #NDPforSauron #HarperHistory #cdnpoli
We can thank the NDP for The Phantom Menace. #HarperHistory
NDP Killed the electric car #harperhistory
The NDP shit the spice melange #HarperHistory
Guess who set the flux capacitor to November 12 1955? Yep, the NDP! #harperhistory
It's #NDP Soylent Green is made out of #NDP . They're making our food out of #NDP #HarperHistory
The NDP hired Sting for Dune #HarperHistory
The #NDP ride single file to hide their numbers #HarperHistory #StarWars
The explosion that decimated Krypton was the result of #NDP carbon capture programs to avoid global warming. #HarperHistory
The Fremen have orgies with the NDP #HarperHistory
the NDP just stood by when Hannibel crossed the alps #harperhistory
#HarperHistory The #NDP have been covering up Alien invasion evidence concealed at area 51. #cdnpoli
#harperhistory The NDP caused global warming
The NDP canelled the long form census #harperhistory
@pmharper #harperhistory has gone viral! Better check it out, Mr. H. to see what Canadians are saying about your gaffe in The House today.
The NDP broke the truce and nuked the Twelve Colonies. Now they pursue Galactica and the ragtag fleet of survivors. #HarperHistory
The #NDP made Metallica sue Napster. #HarperHistory
The NDP are not human, they are Gholas #HarperHistory
The #NDP invented New Coke. #HarperHistory
The NDP did nothing to spay and neuter our pets #HarperHistory
The NDP destroyed Vulcan #harperhistory
#harperhistory the NDP can simply walk into Mordor
The #NDP gave Fat Albert diabetes #harperhistory
The NDP run Hollywood. #HarperHistory
The NDP infected those blankets with smallpox. #harperhistory
Correction MT @Tymlee: The NDP gave Hitler the secret regarding how they put the caramel in the Caramilk bar. #HarperHistory #cdnpoli"
RT @jessiegregg: The #NDP ride single file to hide their numbers #HarperHistory #StarWars
#harperhistory the NDP know where Elvis is.
RT @JoinNoise: The NDP made nutella bad for you #harperhistory
RT @sheesays: The NDP shot J.R.! #harperhistory
The #NDP knew where Doug was the whole time #HarperHistory #thehangover
The NDP did nothing to stop Neo from becoming The One. #HarperHistory
638 attempts to kill castro planned & failed by the ndp #harperhistory
The NDP supported the Decepticons #harperhistory
#harperhistory the NDP stole the cookie from the cookie jar, that's who
The NDP are the reason the beer store doesn't sell beer in stubbies anymore #harperhistory
It was the #NDP that sent the zombie herd to Hershel's farm #harperhistory
The #NDP gave Sidney Crosby his concussion #HarperHistory
The NDP was in favor of using muggles as curse fodder #HarperHistory
The NDP shot young Bruce Wayne's parents in the alley behind the theatre that fateful day. #HarperHistory
If the #NDP had a million dollars they would do two chicks at the same time #HarperHistory #officespace
#harperhistory The NDP pushed jack and jill down that hill
The #NDP joined the Darkside of the Force. #HarperHistory
Maybe the NDP didn't stand up to Hitler, but they are standing up to Harper. Big step for them. #HarperHistory
The NDP exterminated the American Buffalo #HarperHistory
The NDP set up us the bomb #harperhistory
#harperhistory the NDP gave Wilford Brimley dia-beetus
The NDP Freed the slaves... oh wait...#HarperHistory
The #NDP killed Cobain, Joplin and Hendricks #HarperHistory
RT @wonnder1: The #NDP bought Kim-Jong Il those womens sunglasses. #HarperHistory
The NDP causes pimples but will not fight to eradicate them #HarperHistory
The #NDP eliminated all the Canadian teams from the playoffs. #HarperHistory
The NDP was the intelligence source that said Saddam had bought uranium from Niger. #HarperHistory
The NDP hate the playa AND the game. #HarperHistory
#NDP shot the sheriff. But they did not shoot no deputy. Oh no. #HarperHistory
RT @hhamdy: The NDP was the intelligence source that said Saddam had bought uranium from Niger. #HarperHistory
RT @Paul_TO: When man discovered fire, the #NDP tried to nationalize it. #harperhistory
RT @yumikid: The NDP blew up Alderaan. #harperhistory
RT @catchinghistory: The #NDP caused the Halifax Explosion of 1917. #HarperHistory
The NDP make you look fat in that #HarperHistory
RT @APOVMentarch: "It is a fact that, at the time, the #ndp refused to support our troops during the war of 1812." #HarperHistory
RT @danspeerin: Damn you #NDP for not standing up to Genghis Khan!!! #HarperHistory